old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
5, obviously SCORE 38
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
parental support SCORE 22
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
*just in case SCORE 27
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
she really gets me SCORE 13
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
she’s the one SCORE 1
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 18
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 14
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 26
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 24
self esteam issues SCORE 26
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2