When the waiter takes your plate and you weren’t finished SCORE 50
I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a hat. SCORE 106
Applying For A Job Nowadays SCORE 94
Come on Jesus, get with the program. SCORE 59
I miss winter SCORE 54
The more you know SCORE 156
How to properly devil eggs SCORE 73
This pun is delicious. SCORE 102
And People Keep Saying Their Kids Have ADHD SCORE 153
Drove past an Arby’s today and had this stunning revelation SCORE 72
How to make sushi SCORE 22
Feeling Bad vs. Feeling Good SCORE 69
Calvin’s take on God SCORE 46
The Pros And The Cons Of Having Curly Hair SCORE 95
To get to the other side SCORE 126
Husky and Golden Retriever Mix SCORE 155
So, more rape? SCORE 101
When I’m old. SCORE 86
Comments on the Internet be like SCORE 78
I would watch this SCORE 129
OK. Fine. Hillary, I guess. SCORE 112
Brutally honest fitness trainer. SCORE 42
A Steam Engine Boiler Explosion Looks Nothing Like I’d Imagined SCORE 117
Sesame Street Classic Paintings SCORE 54
World’s best dad SCORE 106
When I die… SCORE 106
Next Episode Please SCORE 68
Commander Crunch. My whole life is a lie. SCORE 77
When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue SCORE 103
When you google a test question SCORE 89
The Royal Family members are turning into the Weasleys, with irony. SCORE 124
When I come home smelling like another dog SCORE 92
