Parents will understand SCORE 147
Grow a pear SCORE 63
Fun Prank SCORE 99
You’re just like a Disney Movie SCORE 75
A bathroom sign that I can get behind. SCORE 91
Potato SCORE 120
Some dogs just need a mid-jog nap SCORE 117
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Time to find a different neighborhood SCORE 98
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Words SCORE 114
My biggest accomplishment SCORE 156
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
You know it’s going to happen. SCORE 107
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
We all know this will happen SCORE 112
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
God creating alligators SCORE 68
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
Gotta hatch those eggs SCORE 98
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Synonym Definition SCORE 85
Stress perm SCORE 50
Bring me home. SCORE 93
Chinese Lottery Winner Dressed as Baymax So Thieves and Poor Relatives Won’t Discover Who He Is. SCORE 149
God creating dogs SCORE 81
Either SCORE 114
When I die SCORE 127
Every time SCORE 134
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
