when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
they get huge SCORE 22
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
who’s in? SCORE 34
hi friend! SCORE 31
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
clever SCORE 29
this is why i drink SCORE 29
call the fire department SCORE 4
excuse me SCORE 19
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
definitely a dog SCORE 46
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
english burn SCORE 27
back to bed! SCORE 19
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
i’m canceling SCORE 9
i have layers SCORE 33
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
an impossible task SCORE 20
i always spill SCORE 17
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
