Ted Cruz was paid $36,000 by Comcast to write this tweet SCORE 170
Distract the audience! SCORE 16
His feet were cold. SCORE 152
Eat the bread of life... SCORE 13
Johnny Depp is my spirit animal. SCORE 437
Very creative SCORE 206
Romeo... Romeo... SCORE 93
Joy brings the Pain SCORE 120
What a legend SCORE 48
I don't even know what race I am... SCORE 250
Loving Small, cozy rooms SCORE 123
How big the Andromeda galaxy actually is in the sky, if it was much brighter SCORE 85
Choose one SCORE 182
The program at Muhammad Ali’s funeral SCORE 116
Imagine you have a daughter. SCORE 187
Drive over Kanye's head... SCORE 118
Kite Boarders of California Coast SCORE 73
Katie had a dream. SCORE 111
Everything smells. SCORE 27
Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 207
The goat that shall not be named. SCORE 278
Clever girl SCORE 191
Best not eat alone in these parts... SCORE 19
Nyan Cat was here. SCORE 129
I just need space. SCORE 292
The "Pomsky." The result of breeding a husky and a pomeranian. SCORE 109
Hummingbird nest on a peach SCORE 77
Asked To Switch Seats On The Plane... SCORE 36
Meanwhile, in Australia SCORE 152
How awful your life must be... SCORE 289
“Lucas I’m your dad or whatever” - Spooky guy SCORE 103
Sooner or later, the thug life catches up with you. SCORE 102
