i know the feeling well SCORE 31
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
5 days a week SCORE 45
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
oh wow SCORE 49
important psa SCORE 44
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
must pet the pet SCORE 37
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
so true SCORE 37
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
pebble and roll SCORE 65
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
bad ass SCORE 38
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
cats always come first SCORE 27
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
there were no survivors SCORE 37
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
