You’re adopted SCORE 74
This burn would melt steel beams. SCORE 186
The 2016 election SCORE 98
Back in the shackles SCORE 57
I was looking for a Pokéstop SCORE 137
Why does it bite so hard? SCORE 93
It’s the best my manager could come up with. SCORE 134
Hell For A Teacher SCORE 119
My parenting style SCORE 91
Your future self is watching you right now through your memories SCORE 96
2 Months Ago… SCORE 82
How I enjoy my coffee SCORE 83
The most Etsy thing I can think of. SCORE 119
You’re just on the wrong planet SCORE 54
Old Netflix SCORE 105
Might wanna rethink that one… SCORE 77
What’s The Difference Between A Hippo And A Zippo? SCORE 77
It’s all fun and games until Monday rolls around SCORE 95
If Popular Websites Were Game of Thrones Houses SCORE 116
Please no touching of the dog SCORE 95
This is strangely accurate SCORE 68
Pokemon GO and journalists SCORE 110
How Sundays feel SCORE 80
There’s only one way to kill him SCORE 33
Personality SCORE 63
Marine Philosophy SCORE 159
There’s regular anxiety, and then there’s high-functioning anxiety SCORE 90
So Evil SCORE 52
Brazil 2016 Olympic Torch Lighting SCORE 85
The inventor of the doorbell SCORE 86
Justin Bieber prank SCORE 209
Just got this in my mailbox. Well done, tree guys. SCORE 143
