just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
Aliens have amazing hearing SCORE 47
Plants SCORE 43
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 35
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
cats poop rainbows SCORE 25
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
noobs SCORE 26
HOT and READY SCORE 44
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 49
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
scary everything SCORE 33
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 26
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
And then she signed a movie deal SCORE 46
you are the chosen one SCORE 52
smol SCORE 41
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
Same shirt, new meeting SCORE 31
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26