He’s so proud of his new job making meownimum wage. SCORE 30
My cheesecake cracked into a Pi. SCORE 22
Dick The Halls With Boughs Of Holly… SCORE 20
G’day, Paul. SCORE 22
The Snitch is breakfast. SCORE 24
When life gives you lemons…? SCORE 21
Stolen valor… SCORE 23
The family that photoshops together… SCORE 26
Get ya’ head out the gutter. SCORE 21
Weaponized airbags OR This airbag succulents. SCORE 13
It’s just b- roll… SCORE 23
Straight facts. SCORE 31
Doughnuts on the side, probably. SCORE 24
An inseparable pair. SCORE 26
Feel everything, occaisionally. SCORE 19
There is a road in France called passage du gois, which can only be used twice a day for a few hours. Then it disappears under 13 feet of water. SCORE 23
Ode to the parent. SCORE 26
Yeah that was neat. SCORE 28
Passion is passion, whoever you are. SCORE 26
Aged comms. SCORE 25
Touch the butt! SCORE 28
Utah Transit Authority sign on a train SCORE 19
ANGST SCORE 18
Harry Potter Was Christian SCORE 22
I did it! SCORE 17
Jalapeño flavored M SCORE 11
Happy Winter Car Sale everyone SCORE 28
Cousin of Crentist the Dentist. SCORE 21
It’s all about frozen this year… SCORE 18
Buckle up… SCORE 16
The Bees, please… SCORE 18
In Mexico, crosswalk man has a hat and a dog SCORE 19
