Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 72
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 27
I’ll kill you SCORE 107
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51
Are you religious? SCORE 68
Too much of a good thing SCORE 88
When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 68
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS SCORE 46
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60
I think will be a good idea SCORE 65
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
How to properly love a dog SCORE 68
There is no worse feeling. SCORE 54
Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 42
because walking on 4 legs is so pedestrian SCORE 57
Help us… SCORE 47
Btw,it’s btw. SCORE 79
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 72
Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 64
Mama Freighter nursing her young SCORE 54
Public school dress code be like… SCORE 38
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
They mean it too SCORE 32
Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 130
If lays made beer SCORE 68
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
me_irl SCORE 50
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 68
Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 59
