Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Like a… SCORE 601
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
White people problems. SCORE 237
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1468
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
Oh. SCORE 1232
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
If you love two people at the same time… SCORE 522
Wind blows. SCORE 841
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Spot the difference. SCORE 1389
