You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
How people see me. SCORE 233
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Friends. SCORE 213
How marriage works. SCORE 66
New books. SCORE 200
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Seems legit. SCORE 150
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
All the Navies! SCORE 172
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
Accurate. SCORE 257
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
I love you. SCORE 20
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
