After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
The power of genetics. SCORE 185
Superman also has his traumas SCORE 156
Was hiking this morning and saw this sign SCORE 161
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 23
Don’t get in a licking contest with a dog SCORE 172
Its a hard knock life. SCORE 217
Albino crow SCORE 14
First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
<3 SCORE 179
Swoon. SCORE -5
The struggle of lefties. SCORE 162
Superman vs. Batman SCORE 155
There are two kinds of people SCORE 183
Cat vs food on a treadmill SCORE 19
Swing Fail SCORE 15
Washing Socks SCORE 142
Harsh! SCORE -5
Cats playing Jenga. SCORE 135
What was this show? SCORE 229
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
Every night. SCORE 18
Alright then. SCORE 144
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 21
Zombie Apocalypse. SCORE 226
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
Dammit Elsa! SCORE 172
Well… just maybe. SCORE 17
Yes, yes I do! SCORE 152
Me as a child SCORE 228
Silly Superman SCORE 173
To those who gossip about me. SCORE 111
