Not a planet – just the tip of a ballpoint pen SCORE 149
When your phone is too bright at night SCORE 7
Baby fat SCORE 11
The Cat Call SCORE -7
This is the most British headline I have ever seen SCORE 142
This squid doesn’t care about your "science" SCORE 231
My biggest concern right now SCORE 137
The dilemma of many voters SCORE 190
A stroke of luck SCORE 13
Not funny any more SCORE 71
Two rivers colliding with one another SCORE 150
That person who doesn't reply you SCORE 10
Doggy 911 SCORE 4
It’s The Best Feeling In The World SCORE 5
Get Lost in Nature SCORE 10
Give the people what they really want SCORE 215
What The Goonies look like now. SCORE 12
On her like an ankle tag SCORE 137
More celebrities should be like The Rock SCORE 8
When the guests finally leave SCORE 8
Dora’s bedtime wishes. SCORE 11
It's funny because it's true SCORE 5
Actual courtroom sketch from Hulk Hogan’s lawsuit SCORE 5
The Internet SCORE 10
Ray Tomlinson (1941-2016), he is totally under-appreciated SCORE 194
R.I.P. Canada, You Had A Good Life SCORE 14
22-year-old John F. Kennedy, 1939 SCORE 9
Things Change At Night SCORE 13
These donuts in Japan SCORE 11
Santa’s Footprints SCORE 13
Trump. SCORE 190
The Art of Using Adverbs SCORE -3