Superior move! SCORE 83
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 105
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
This review for a life-sized stuffed giraffe. SCORE 73
This actually explains a lot. SCORE 53
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
Satan cakes. Bet they tasted good tho. SCORE 61
I can still hear the hold music… SCORE 88
Yasqueen SCORE 50
Unexpected evolution… SCORE 56
War is data. SCORE 61
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 55
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Corgi kindly requests that the snow goes away. SCORE 65
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
King of the forest. SCORE 62
Zing SCORE 70
Kiss da gurl. SCORE 71
You’re at Hooters… how well could it be going… SCORE 103
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 109
The best Ellen show interview SCORE 87
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
