what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
working cat SCORE 20
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
it’s perfect SCORE 21
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
did i stutter? SCORE 12
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
slap them SCORE 13
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
i like bananas SCORE 9
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
a very small dog SCORE 15
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
every segment on the news SCORE 14
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
supersize it SCORE -4
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
accidental beauty SCORE 31
cats find a way SCORE 23
memorable first customer SCORE 17
zero traction SCORE 11
