it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
cats, am i right? SCORE 35
where’s the lie? SCORE 17
this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
the dip makes all the difference SCORE 19
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
retirement is near SCORE 22
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
my preciouses SCORE 14
this is my lore SCORE 15
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
mosquitos, probably SCORE 31
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
we got married immediately SCORE 20
acid for kids SCORE 30
i can hear space SCORE 25
welcome to hell SCORE 28
feel my fatness SCORE 18
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you’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a sith criminal SCORE -22
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
just say yes to goblin mode SCORE 17
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 18
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
do you like cake??? SCORE 24
