C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
Pun! SCORE 140
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
Every time I wash a spoon. SCORE 187
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… SCORE 186
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
totally! SCORE 210
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
I’m drownin in it SCORE 11
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Seriously. SCORE 214
The texting mitt. SCORE 125
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
Pun! SCORE 198
It has begun… SCORE 95
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
Game over. SCORE 15
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
Mind blown. SCORE 12
One Year Left… SCORE 108