
What if my internet connection is actually really fast? SCORE 193

Disney > Obama SCORE 129

Siri thinks too highly of you. SCORE 79

Awesome pizza is awesome. SCORE 147

God given talent. SCORE 124

This is cute SCORE 78

Well, he's not wrong... SCORE 111

Forrest Gump and Lt. Dan. SCORE 224

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This rock looks like it came from another planet SCORE 83

Love sounds terrible. SCORE 237

I don't need to flirt... SCORE 200

When a couple of cops who were up to no good / Started shooting brothers in my neighborhood SCORE 156

Clothes in college SCORE 174

Smashing. SCORE 97

Different kind of thirst SCORE 137

A drink, a cigar and no fucks to give. 1950s. SCORE 60

The magic of photoshop. SCORE 135

When you're broke as f*ck SCORE 159

The African version of a Large Mouth Bass is the Nile Perch. SCORE 65

Dark Side Dad Jokes SCORE 108

Shapeshifting is the best super power SCORE 200

And I'm only 17 SCORE 102

Please stand up and introduce yourselves SCORE 65

Kitchen Nightmares: a brief summary SCORE 90

The truth about Superman. SCORE 160

How to survive a Sharknado. SCORE 161

Concrete Canoes on Jeopardy SCORE 134

Day one of my raw food diet starts today. SCORE 104

Capitalism SCORE 107

Nile crocodile hatchling. SCORE 25

An x-ray of a snake. SCORE 161