Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Safe pupper SCORE 81
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
What a short time to be alive SCORE 55
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
I GUESS SCORE 45
+ cry. SCORE 118
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Mama no. SCORE 52
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
The life of a book. SCORE 74
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Every time. SCORE 37
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
