He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
hello little friend SCORE 20
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Words. SCORE 9
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
sent via FAX SCORE 16
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
*have SCORE 17
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
The Office cameos SCORE 11
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
