vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
i feel seen SCORE 31
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 38
place your bets! SCORE 48
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
cozy SCORE 36
worth every sin SCORE 32
it all makes sense now SCORE 33
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
time to call it a day SCORE 34
the original American badass SCORE 88
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
come to daddy! SCORE 30
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
fan theories SCORE 33
the shape of soup SCORE 44
rude diet SCORE 36
one bag of bread can’t hurt SCORE 30
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
everything is south america now SCORE 46
oh sweet release SCORE 50
i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46
who in the group chat are we talking about behind their back? SCORE 42
call me dr SCORE 32
you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 62
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 5