Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 17
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Le sigh… SCORE 26
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Preach, Papa. SCORE 40
We don’t have to agree on much, but please understand. SCORE 29
Let it happen. SCORE 34
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27
Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29
To the rescue? SCORE 23
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Nailed it. SCORE 42
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 26
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
🤔 SCORE 19
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Be petty SCORE 35
Corona bad. SCORE 27
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30