I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Forever alone. SCORE 268
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Discuss. SCORE -24
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Pokémon. SCORE 310
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 311
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
Ladies… SCORE 158
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Real food!!! SCORE 260
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195