Can’t be unseen. SCORE 290
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Buffering. SCORE 814
Do want. SCORE 1043
Marathon. SCORE 2146
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 612
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
4/21. SCORE 617
Congratulations… SCORE 777
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Are they twins? SCORE 590
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 969
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014
