How to build a time machine. SCORE 184
Nuggets just needs a home... SCORE 26
Suckers... SCORE 91
Stuff no one ever told me. SCORE 229
Piracy. SCORE 212
The Wild Thornberrys SCORE 138
Work can wait. SCORE 117
Fluidity SCORE 137
Essays SCORE 150
He's coming for you! SCORE 162
Boyfriend level: 83364883. SCORE 287
Why I don't play Monopoly anymore. SCORE 342
Now I have two dogs. SCORE 153
Have you ever x-ray'd a pregnant turtle? SCORE 30
When your dog beats you at Monopoly... SCORE 75
Spring is happening. SCORE 56
This SCORE 147
How plane makers see us SCORE 99
drug-sniffing cats SCORE 111
You can get it. SCORE 162
New haircuts. SCORE 152
Just so we're clear... SCORE 19
Yep, This Is Still Me SCORE 95
I've always wondered how that worked... SCORE 535
When I do dishes. SCORE 102
Infinite catch. SCORE 198
Mattress dominoes. SCORE 148
Bookstore offers "blind dates" with its books SCORE 148
Actually... SCORE 336
The King Of Pop SCORE 166
Things I wish my enemies SCORE 50
staying up late SCORE 84
