"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
Medical alphabet. SCORE 81
NONSENSE SCORE 67
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
Old Habits SCORE 81
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
No one listens to me SCORE 157
Smooth AF SCORE 101
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
#stopit SCORE 98
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 143
Problem solved. SCORE 111
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 64
