Alcohol is weird SCORE 179
Decided to have fun with my kids McDonald's bag.. SCORE 161
You could claim anything is real... SCORE 195
Miss me with that parenthood SCORE 106
Google. SCORE 166
True fact. SCORE 193
And now, an emoji story. SCORE 210
So very true SCORE 240
.... and scene. SCORE 50
Dustin Hoffman, Robin Williams, and Dante Basco on the set of Hook SCORE 64
It is sorta effed up SCORE 63
Do you have the time? SCORE 128
13 things your toddler can do that you can't. SCORE 140
Scumbag parents. SCORE -37
Watching Beauty And The Beast SCORE 29
Accurate. SCORE 197
Amanda Bynes and her Publicist SCORE 236
Evolution of sagging pants. SCORE 128
Shimmering and delicious. SCORE 119
Fire in hometown's cemetery. Hell hath risen. SCORE 77
Dem feels SCORE 211
Felt Cute, Might Delete Later SCORE 58
Googly Eyes Sure Do Amplify Character Expressions SCORE 69
Poor Jerry SCORE 88
Agreed SCORE 132
Facebook and Privacy. SCORE 107
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I'm So Immature. SCORE 110
You will never see it in sock form again... SCORE 44
I don't have birthdays... SCORE 122
Hathaway SCORE 365
Well, I'm not sure what I was expecting... SCORE 222
If I was Batman. SCORE 110
