everything beagle SCORE 1
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
memorable first customer SCORE 17
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
supersize it SCORE -4
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
it’s perfect SCORE 21
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
a very small dog SCORE 15
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
is this satire? SCORE 14
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
duck! SCORE 13
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
yes they are SCORE 7
accidental beauty SCORE 31
cramps SCORE 10
we dare you SCORE 10
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
i like bananas SCORE 9
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
slap them SCORE 12
mooooo SCORE 15
onward, steed! SCORE 14
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15