Who's a good boy? SCORE 138
Bacon is the duct tape of food. SCORE 129
More power to you, bud. SCORE 40
More than meets the eye. SCORE 180
Is there such a thing as fashionable bedhead? SCORE 132
The sun through a UV lense SCORE 103
Meanwhile in America. SCORE 208
Oh how the tables have turned SCORE 98
Ebola vs. Aids SCORE 267
LOTR Pun SCORE 170
She plays the "but I'm a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 64
Now These Are Pranks I Can Get Behind SCORE 154
Innovative SCORE 236
Single cell organisms. SCORE 114
A puppy's life. SCORE 188
The only bumper sticker you should put on a mini-van. SCORE 119
Nailed it SCORE 88
Daryl in elementary school. SCORE 105
Weather in Texas. SCORE 170
So, I was driving down the road... SCORE 1210
How did he do that? SCORE 180
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 25
you taste like friendship SCORE 109
No Jell-O discourse pls SCORE 97
Four claw lobster caught off Nova Scotia SCORE 81
I named my dog "5 miles" SCORE 122
Cursed munchies. SCORE 22
Old money recovered from the titanic SCORE 163
Hiding from the rain SCORE 147
An amendment to the golden rule. SCORE 260
That's called drowning... SCORE 250
How I feel about math. SCORE 141
