Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
It isn’t. SCORE 183
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
If you watch…. SCORE 186
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Onion rings. SCORE 158
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
My dream. SCORE 134
So many puns! SCORE 136
Touché… SCORE 263
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Attack! SCORE 200
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 230
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
Just perfect. SCORE 21
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
Jenga! SCORE 198
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
Wings SCORE 7
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
You are traffic. SCORE 242
