Accurate. SCORE 146
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Burn!!! SCORE 1
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
2pactopus SCORE 113
Same thing… SCORE 21
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The Twortle SCORE 142
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
The power of barking SCORE 18
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
