You had one job. SCORE 258
Smells fine to me… SCORE 17
Mate says his iphone4 is sooo old. I bought him this. SCORE 3
The Incredible Jean-Claude Van Damme SCORE 10
Nothing separates a cat and its catnip. SCORE 176
YOW Sweep sweep sweep sweep! SCORE 22
You are correct. SCORE 158
Jennifer Lawrence on the news SCORE 275
Royal flush. SCORE 18
Cutlery SCORE 18
Exams :( SCORE 10
Worthy of kindergarten walls. SCORE 6
You must have kids SCORE 254
Mein fuhrey SCORE 7
Three things that don’t get cold in the winter SCORE 14
cat lungs inflated with a straw. SCORE 12
Contacts are a dime a dozen. SCORE 263
Maybe between women. Men have The Joker! SCORE 272
The good and bad habits of smart people. SCORE 8
My puns aren’t just bad… SCORE 211
How to deliver bad news. SCORE 196
I am not amused SCORE 9
Funny. Not true, but funny nonetheless. SCORE 22
School Bus Engulfed in Lava SCORE 16
Band of brothers SCORE 15
This is a hotel. SCORE 180
Mighty and powerful gods. SCORE 207
Black Friday SCORE 181
If Superheroes had regular jobs SCORE 209
Grandma might be right. SCORE 304
Somebody call a priest SCORE 12
So what does Harry do now that he’s defeated everybody? SCORE 227
