We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
This aged well. SCORE 18
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
This troubleshoot guide in a fridge manual SCORE 25
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
It’s all good. SCORE 49
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
WELL THEN SCORE 17
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
Movie Magic SCORE 27
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Scooby regrets his curiosity. SCORE 26
treat? SCORE 25
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Olden but golden SCORE 19