Am I the only one disappointed it’s not yellow? SCORE 29
She prefers a twin sized. SCORE 14
Thailand tent markets. SCORE 27
very presidential, IMO SCORE 19
Baby come back! SCORE 21
Good thing I have a low* deductible… SCORE 29
NoNoNoNo SCORE 20
Tips for a decent life. SCORE 25
Fill ‘er up. SCORE 28
get shreked on. SCORE 27
Pinky promise! SCORE 19
I’ve been waiting my whole life for this… SCORE 29
Pupper power SCORE 24
This bridge in Wuppertal, Germany was made out of LEGO bricks. SCORE 23
Working from home, vibes. SCORE 24
Coming for you, Georgie… SCORE 21
2020, visualized. SCORE 23
Farmers have resorted to painting the fur of dogs to fool monkeys into believing that they are tigers to save their crops SCORE 26
Sommelier this. SCORE 30
HACKER WOMANS SCORE 20
New dad initiation SCORE 20
The art we needed. SCORE 25
Become the Time Lord SCORE 20
Don isn’t sure if he knows Prince Andrew and isn’t a yuge fan of Epstein. SCORE 11
*looks at camera* SCORE 31
ALL CAPS GRANS MAKE GREAT FRIENDS. SCORE 35
Crow boys are quite clever. SCORE 29
Slay the children with efficiency! SCORE 23
Bob Marley on da Banana. Jah banana is life. SCORE 12
We’re gonna need more napkins…. SCORE 22
You sit on a throne of lies. SCORE 18
Bootleggin’ 101 SCORE 23