Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 14
Instagram is down… SCORE 5
Cats are jerks. SCORE 142
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Lasagna. SCORE 9
Silly pandas… SCORE 154
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
Buddies. SCORE 18
Ross, is that you? SCORE 246
Sharing is caring. SCORE 20
Jerk! SCORE 125
Dear God. SCORE 119
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 170
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Words. SCORE 200
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Never go full retard! SCORE 237
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Attention seekers. SCORE 120
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Look at all this work! SCORE 13
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
History class in one sentence. SCORE 303
They called it Sims. SCORE -116
