Beauty… SCORE 374
Dear parents. SCORE 239
Well that’s one way to do it. SCORE 670
Cats and blinds. SCORE 81
Things I never learned in High School. SCORE 323
Life of No. SCORE 73
The art of trolling… SCORE 127
The attitude on climate change prevention. SCORE 176
Give me pets. SCORE 247
Now put me down over there, and fetch my kibble. SCORE 131
Napoleon Born2party. SCORE 100
’nuff said SCORE -4
Texts from dog. SCORE 206
Transformation complete. SCORE 303
I’m a penguin. SCORE 205
Peter Parkour SCORE 1
Genius. SCORE 353
I’m a snail. SCORE 183
How comments work on the Internet. SCORE 150
When you dip too long. SCORE 118
How to write a passive aggressive note. SCORE 147
choose wisely SCORE -2
Guns don’t kill people. SCORE 218
Things that make me feel old. SCORE 200
Just like any other day. SCORE 134
The origin of the world’n most Notorious Villain SCORE -2
Running for president just got a lot tougher. SCORE 245
INCONCEIVABLE! SCORE 2
Me too. SCORE 222
Ten infamous quotes. SCORE 176
R2-D2 mittens. SCORE 125
Scumbag bakery. SCORE 219