wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
only using food, where do you live? SCORE 34
extreme gardening SCORE 35
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
cute winking cat SCORE 19
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45