Never underestimate your future earnings potential, though. SCORE 33
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
When art mimics life. SCORE 27
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
Find a balance that suits you. SCORE 26
Trust no one. SCORE 16
Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 18
Well placed credit card advertisement… SCORE 13
It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 28
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16
Miracles happened here… SCORE 10
I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17
#eatthetaska SCORE 30
also cuter than you… SCORE 27
It’s me millionth dollar! ARH ARH ARH ARH ARH SCORE 21
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 40
More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19
Tattoo first… SCORE 31
It is… the Google way. SCORE 26
What a dream job… SCORE 31
I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme… SCORE 35
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
