Self control level: bacon SCORE 101
The closest i’ll ever get to playing a violin. SCORE 153
How Starbucks got its logo. SCORE 197
Dallas Police at its best SCORE 158
Close enough SCORE -18
I can’t keep calm and carry on… SCORE 187
Penguin gang wars. SCORE 16
Possibly the greatest selfie ever taken… SCORE 127
Baby polar bear being tickled SCORE 216
Dr. Seuss cookies. SCORE 198
Chances. SCORE 185
Benedict Cumberbatch for the win SCORE 219
Substitute for morning conversation SCORE 161
Homemade snowboard park SCORE 174
Teacher vs. student SCORE 374
50 Centaur. SCORE 140
Canada vs. Russia. SCORE 11
I’m 31 and single. I’ve got no chance! SCORE 4
The best invention ever! SCORE 253
Obviously, not everyone favors peace… SCORE 154
This pillow. SCORE 323
You got me… SCORE 225
So this exists. Horse head squirrel feeder. SCORE 136
Poor Sammy! SCORE 138
How I shut the light off when I’m feeling lazy. SCORE 162
Doesn’t seem like she mistook anything to me. SCORE 271
Holy macaroni. SCORE 211
Tough love from Ron Swanson. SCORE 173
When people try to flirt with me SCORE 153
Humility at its finest. SCORE 238
They demand perfection! SCORE 173
Newton’s third law of emotion. SCORE -17