Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Are they twins? SCORE 590
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
Do want. SCORE 1043
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Things to do when you’re stuck at the airport. SCORE 482
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
Buffering. SCORE 814
4/21. SCORE 617
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Marathon. SCORE 2146
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
