Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. SCORE 102
Modern art. SCORE 284
Table juggling is awesome. SCORE 176
I love animals. SCORE 316
When females take group photos. SCORE 297
Hang on Woody! SCORE 131
A matter of perspective. SCORE 357
How to save on car insurance. SCORE 240
Mt. Everest. SCORE 134
One of these is not like the other. SCORE 225
Stop showing me pictures of your kids. SCORE 154
How my brain works. SCORE 327
Past-me vs. present-me. SCORE 179
Thank you mom! SCORE 185
Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it.) SCORE 158
Formal apology. SCORE 260
Brilliant. SCORE 84
How movie trailers work. SCORE 164
Lady Troopers. SCORE 201
Life is like photography. SCORE 260
It’s not how good you are, it’s how good you want to be. SCORE 216
How pandas are made. SCORE 208
Stay Puft s’mores. SCORE 232
I’m not saying you should give up your dreams. SCORE 143
These are tearable puns. SCORE 174
Is it time for dogs to have a social network of their own? SCORE 202
Awesome pancakes are awesome. SCORE 229
Scumbag cats. SCORE 195
How to make that horrible Mothers’ Day gift better. SCORE 277
Ethan, an autistic six year old, plays Piano Man. SCORE 161
Should I check email? SCORE 196
Do want. SCORE 267