both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
smart shopping SCORE 39
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
he might be right SCORE 30
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
literally any fact SCORE 52
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
pretty much SCORE 29
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 47
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
the trinity of tedium SCORE 66
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
nap time! SCORE 38
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
as you should feel SCORE 41
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
at least he listened SCORE 25
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
neow SCORE 31
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
hot take! SCORE 59
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
life insurance payout SCORE 42