A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Expecto Patrón. SCORE 15
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
The $95 million penthouse in NYC. SCORE 145
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Jurassic Park from the Velociraptors’ Perspective SCORE 216
Nimble Cat SCORE 12
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 189
Pump action bike SCORE 12
Five Doctors SCORE 175
Super Game Facts: Castlevania – Symphony of the Night SCORE -19
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
3 easy ways to die. SCORE 16
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
This sums up me and my friends SCORE -3
Columbian Man SCORE 172
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
Chipotle suckers! SCORE 120
TARDIS meets Magic School Bus SCORE 158