A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Every time. SCORE 123
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
China vs Germany SCORE 294
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
No. SCORE 88
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Finally. SCORE 345
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Guys listen… SCORE 170
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
