you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
cats find a way SCORE 23
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
every segment on the news SCORE 14
zero traction SCORE 11
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
slap them SCORE 13
working cat SCORE 20
no one understands my genius SCORE 17
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
i like bananas SCORE 9
scary fish! SCORE 7
because everything is okay SCORE 13
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
a very small dog SCORE 15
scream therapy SCORE 15
supersize it SCORE -4
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
one stop american shop SCORE 7
memorable first customer SCORE 17
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
did i stutter? SCORE 12
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22