he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
5 days a week SCORE 45
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
i am this dog SCORE 20
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
he made his choice SCORE 43
bad ass SCORE 38
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
important psa SCORE 44
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
too late SCORE 38
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
oh wow SCORE 49
there were no survivors SCORE 37
pebble and roll SCORE 65
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
