Got fired from the nuclear power plant today. Gave my boss the middle finger and walked out. SCORE 61
You’re hired. SCORE 91
This is why you don’t use tinder for jokes. SCORE 80
Academics SCORE 44
I specifically requested the opposite of this SCORE 83
Bring the kids! SCORE 48
When your mother-in-law offers to watch the children for the weekend SCORE 44
Savage dad is savage SCORE 80
A very unique street in Spain SCORE 55
No dating for the batman SCORE 83
Geology rocks. SCORE 92
We shall slep SCORE 65
Just gonna leaf this here SCORE 47
A Heart-shaped Lightning Strike SCORE 110
This shouldn’t have to be said. SCORE 137
Walrus fell asleep on top of a submarine SCORE 82
Stops at every rest stop SCORE 41
Better to burn out than fade away SCORE 56
Burn the heathen! SCORE 58
WHy would you do this? SCORE 36
Dream big. SCORE 33
I say Beauty of Life. SCORE 95
Sorry not sorry – Michelangelo, probably SCORE 26
Instant regret SCORE 76
Ancient Roman glass gaming die from the second century SCORE 84
Step up your bath game. SCORE 45
Loved this episode SCORE 102
When You Feed Your Cats An Hour Late SCORE 70
The long con. SCORE 88
Stop all this unnecessary hate SCORE 59
Maybe you shouldn’t drink milk after all SCORE 106
Just Realized That My Bf Never Asked Me To… SCORE 84
