Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
My dream day SCORE 24
What year is ist? SCORE 34
*Googles “Gordan Ramsey lamb sauce”* SCORE 28
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
True friendship SCORE 23
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
The end is nigh SCORE 39
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 42
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
request denied SCORE 30
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
One meow to rule them all SCORE 31
Don’t even breathe SCORE 10
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
It also counts as exercise SCORE 27
My resume lied SCORE 30
ENCORE! SCORE 22
Sounds painful SCORE 28
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
Flying first class SCORE 24
Problem solved SCORE 42
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
Live long and prosper… SCORE 32
