Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The future. SCORE 22
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
2pactopus SCORE 113
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Accurate. SCORE 146
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
The Twortle SCORE 142
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The power of barking SCORE 18
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
