When I’m old. SCORE 86
When the waiter takes your plate and you weren’t finished SCORE 50
I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a hat. SCORE 106
When you google a test question SCORE 89
Feeling Bad vs. Feeling Good SCORE 69
How to twerk SCORE 74
Let the war begin! SCORE 118
Next Episode Please SCORE 68
Brutally honest fitness trainer. SCORE 42
Pokemon In Their Evolution Costumes SCORE 104
Accurate. SCORE -75
Calvin’s take on God SCORE 46
I experienced magic in Central Park today SCORE 154
And People Keep Saying Their Kids Have ADHD SCORE 153
World’s best dad SCORE 106
Husky and Golden Retriever Mix SCORE 155
When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue SCORE 103
This pun is delicious. SCORE 102
Drove past an Arby’s today and had this stunning revelation SCORE 72
To Kill A Mockingbird SCORE 103
The Pros And The Cons Of Having Curly Hair SCORE 95
Come on Jesus, get with the program. SCORE 59
When You Have Guests SCORE 80
Comments on the Internet be like SCORE 78
When You Finish A Series On Netflix… SCORE 87
Dear Mr. Postman SCORE 130
I would watch this SCORE 129
Same-day delivery! SCORE 122
Commander Crunch. My whole life is a lie. SCORE 77
How to make sushi SCORE 22
OK. Fine. Hillary, I guess. SCORE 112
The more you know SCORE 156
